1.
It takes time to get
your head into the story and every interruption slows that process down.
2.
Being asked for coffee
or lunch interrupts the flow of your plotting and makes you angry (unless he is
bringing you coffee, chocolate or pizza.)
3.
The characters in your
story are shy and will hide away for hours after your husband shows up and
peeks into their private lives.
4.
It sucks when you
start typing what hubby is saying instead of the thoughts in your head that
make up your scene. And why does he always show up when the writing is going
well?
5.
It is pretty easy to
kill your husband off in a manuscript and there is no body to bury. (Just
saying …)
6.
There is no way this
gig will ever pay unless you complete something and get it published.
7.
It is difficult to
write a sex scene with someone reading over your shoulder. (Does your hubby really
want to read about your perfect fantasy man?)
8.
It is totally embarrassing
when hubby reads a replay of last night’s naked mattress grappling with him as
part of your current work in progress.
9.
It is even worse when
he interrupts you, reads your sex scene and discovers that your new adventurous
side is just you play acting a scene from your book to see if it is
logistically feasible.
10.
I can be a problem if
hubby interrupts when you are writing erotica as he might get ravished. (Oh
wait, is that a bad thing?)
Okay, this is really just tongue in cheek. I really
don’t have any intention of killing of my man, in a literary sense or literally. LOL. If I killed him in a story, he would still be bugging me in real life and if I killed him in real life, I would just have to stop writing to dig a honking big hole in the back yard.
Hugs
Katie
Love these :) Especially number 5. And number 7 only happened once - he's never looked over my shoulder again. One small perk of writing LGBT.
ReplyDeleteYup! He wasn't so impressed to read the menage I was writing. LOL. He's pretty careful now, and he is learning to let me work in peace. Thanks for the visit.
DeleteThis is great, Katie and oh so true!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, and may all your writing be interruption free.
DeleteHuge problem - I agree. My husband - who's a complete clot with computers - sits almost next to me in our office. And when he thumps his computer I know I have to get up, drop everything (writing that is!) and go and help him sort it out. At least I know he's not going to read anything because I got a Mac - and he can't figure it out (evil cackling)
ReplyDeleteI can identify with your man. I am a complete non-techie. I fix my computer by screaching and banging on the keyboard until someone comes to help. :) I am so glad that my man refuses to read my work. I think he might be shocked. LOL.
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