I'm Katie O'Connor and I am, among other things, a writer of romance and erotica. I live in the Great White North, Canada.
I love playing with words. I blog about any thing and everything that pops into my head.
Someday I want to publish a mixed genre novel. It is going to be an erotic, shape shifter, vampire, steampunk, sci-fi, murder mystery, adventure, romantic, western, historical thriller. It will be my biography.
Warning: On occasion I post things of an adult nature.
I saw a little poster on the internet the other day
that made me laugh. Of course now that I need it, I can’t find it. But it
basically said I’m going to be busy when I die, haunting the people who piss me off
now. This got me thinking and I was lying awake in the middle of the night last
night thinking about people I have met that deserve haunting. Keeping in mind
that this is mostly tongue in cheek, here goes.
·High School Biology Teacher: For telling me that
you could get STD’s from sitting on the floor naked after 9 at night. I’m still
not sure why she was telling this to a room of 16 year old kids.
·My Uncle: For telling me (when I was 18 and weighed
95 pounds) that I was getting fat and men didn’t like that.
·For My High School Social Studies Teacher: For
giving me endless information on Papua New Guinea but none on Canadian politics
or world events.
·The Asshat that cut me off on my way home from
work: Stay in your own lane when you turn a corner.
·My Darling Daughters: They will get haunted just because
·My Sisters: Really, what fun is it being dead if
you can’t haunt your sisters and pull naughty pranks on them.
·My Brother and His Wife: They already think I’m
evil and going to hell, so why not?
·The 27 Year Old Young Man Who Asked Me Out: Yup,
going to haunt him. Wanna know why? Just because he’s super-hot and way too
young for me. If I haunt him and watch him getting changed, that’s not
·A Bookstore: I would love hanging out in a
bookstore all the time and ‘helping’ people select books. Maybe I could float a
few books around a bit, or knock them off the shelves. Hmm, the idea definitely
What about you? Should I come back and haunt you?
Would you enjoy haunting someone? Maybe me? Think of the revenge, the games,
the fun and the mischief.